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Thursday, September 7, 2023

Valentine PR Presents: Body Check by Teagan Hunter; #ReleaseBlitz, #NowAvailable, #OutNow, #TBR, #Live


Body Check by Teagan Hunter is now live! 



#seattleserpents #teaganhunter 

#RomanticComedy #ContemporaryRomance #SportsRomance #SportsRomance 

#Billionaire #OneNightStand #Sports 

#bookclub #bookish #booklover 

#bookworm #valentineprlm



I have two goals this season:

Be named captain of the Seattle Serpents.

Stay single.


I’m right on track…until she happens.


Auden Sinclair.


We’re stuck together for a night when our plane is forced to make an emergency landing, and that’s all the promise we make—one night, then we go our separate ways.


Except she pops up again.

Then again.


Suddenly, she’s everywhere. In my head and in my bed, completely taking over my life and ruining all my plans with her quippy comebacks, her smarts, and a body that fits against mine just perfectly.


The problem? Auden is off limits. Forbidden. Strictly in the DO NOT TOUCH zone. She goes against all the rules, but never have I wanted to bend them as badly as I do when it comes to her.


This might be one battle I’m not going to win…



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Meet Teagan:



TEAGAN HUNTER writes steamy romantic comedies with lots of sarcasm and a side of heart. She loves pizza, hockey, and romance novels, though not in that order. When not writing, you can find her watching entirely too many hours of Supernatural, One Tree Hill, or New Girl. She's mildly obsessed with Halloween and prefers cooler weather. She married her high school sweetheart, and they currently live in the PNW.

 

Connect with Teagan:


Website: www.teaganhunterwrites.com

Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/13263928.Teagan_Hunter

Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/Teagan-Hunter/e/B00TEYOSTC

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Wednesday, September 6, 2023

Goddess Fish Promotions Presents: Nonbinary, Trans, Pan, And Lovesick by E.S. Corby; #BookTour, #NowAvailable, #OutNow, #TBR, #Live, #Giveaway


This post is part of a virtual book tour organized by Goddess Fish Promotions.  
Click on the tour banner to see the other stops on the tour.


NONBINARY, TRANS, PAN, AND LOVESICK
by E.S. Corby
GENRE: LBGTQ Poetry

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BLURB:

Sex is awkward! Gender is confusing!

Discovering his gender and sexual identities in the lonely dungeon of the pandemic, Echo Corby found an outlet through poetry. Graduating high school as everyone was thrust into isolation, friends were hard to find and love was even harder. Loneliness made him crave connection even more, but what did he like and who would love him?

Piecing together the queer world, Corby uses comedy and anecdote to express the uncomfortable ins and awkward outs of gender, sex, love and all outrage that comes with categorization. This collection of autobiographical poetry is a form of release and expression of the vibrant emotions that so many of the LGBTQIA+ community struggle with.

Corby prides himself as an open-book. The vulnerability enclosed within these pages proves as much.

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Read an Excerpt:

I Think My Dog is Transgender

I think my dog might be transgender.
But how am I supposed to tell?
She lifts her leg when she pees and mounts other dogs as a display of dominance,
Maybe that means little to nothing. I know another dog and though arthritis-ridden and old, she still tries to hump me when I sit on their couch.
Again,
How to tell?
Again,
How do we know?
Again,
They are animals,
Incapable of speech,
Incapable of grasping our humanly concept of gender.

What do I mean?
*You remind me of breeding pairs*
Yes, yes. Sexuality. Sexual relationships. The concept of conception.
Sexuality is not gender,
Gender is human made.
Gender is being a man or a woman or something in between, neither or both.
It is not the same as having testicles or ovaries—As we all know.
Transgender, nonbinary, androgynous, genderqueer, gender nonconforming.
Forgive me, I’m not in mourning,
When you say sexuality used to be the same as gender.

It’s not anymore.
It’s strange and it’s complex,
It causes confusion in oneself,
And every word in every text,
That you send to your grandma, explaining what you are.
It means decision and revision
Until you’re tired.

But if animals could understand and vouch for such a thing,
And weren’t scared of it like the furry thing is when there’s a chair in the wrong spot,
Maybe my dog would want to be transgender.
We have no way of knowing, therefore animals can’t choose.
Nor can babies when they exit the womb.
“Mama,” “Dada”—they label us at their first words,
But we label them long before that.
“It’s a boy!” the father cries with a burst of blue confetti,
“It’s a girl!” to a ring of applause.
I once heard someone say, “It’s not a gender reveal, it’s a genitalia reveal.”

Before the umbilical cord is severed,
When baby is still part of surrogate,
They are labeled and they are bound.
They haven’t detached, become their own person,
Their own human,
Yet they are represented as a binary singular.

When will the detainment and constrainment of pink not pertain to a girl?
When will baby blue not bespeak to a boy?
Have a baby,
Call them “they.”
I wouldn’t have it another way,
When gender is as acidic and corrosive as it is.

We choose for our creatures and our spawn,
Because they are subhuman, sub-decision before they can talk.
The decision comes from their privates,
Just like in animals,
And they must exist as thus.
Therefore, choosing a gender besides what your reproductive organs are will always be the minority.

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About the Author:
Having started writing “seriously” as an ignorant fourteen-year-old, Echo has progressed in his writing and editing skills since finding the inspiration in middle school. His whole life, his imagination has always driven him in the creative writing and arts fields. The imagination of childhood has never left him but has evolved into something malleable to his career and tolerable in his vocabulary and sentence structure. Echo’s writing and other creative endeavors have deep relevance to his personal life, as his characters, world and themes always reflect aspects of his personality and identity in ways that may go beyond the average reader’s comprehension. Often writers add elements of themselves to their characters, as it is easier to write what we know, but Echo goes beyond that in exploring deeply sentimental to traumatic elements in his life as a form of therapy for himself and others tackling similar internal conflicts. As a trans masc, nonbinary, pansexual man discovering his identity in the middle of a pandemic, his writing also acts as a way of exploring himself deeper as well as dealing with mental health issues he has been struggling with his whole life. Writing is both deeply personal for him and also something he has always wanted to share with the world. He feels emotions are better told then hidden and that building a community is extremely important to recovery and rejuvenation.

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GIVEAWAY:

The author will award a $20 Amazon/BN GC to a randomly drawn winner.


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Wednesday, August 9, 2023

#CoverReveal: Stuck With The Single Dad by Georgia Coffman; #ComingSoon, #TBR, #PreOrder



💜 𝐂𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 & 𝐁𝐥𝐮𝐫𝐛 𝐑𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐚𝐥 💜


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Cover design by Kari March


Stuck with the Single Dad releases September 6th, and here’s the fun new cover!


𝑇𝑟𝑜𝑝𝑒𝑠 & 𝑉𝑖𝑏𝑒𝑠


✔️ Scorching one-night stand

✔️ Hot tattooed single dad

✔️ Marriage of convenience / fake marriage

✔️ Forced proximity

✔️ Explosive chemistry

✔️ Romantic comedy


𝐵𝑙𝑢𝑟𝑏:


I’m stuck with my one-night stand.

 

What was supposed to be a quick and blissful night with a yummy stranger has turned into my worst nightmare, thanks to a nasty storm and power outage.

 

The carefree single life I choose to lead only works because I wholeheartedly avoid getting to know the guys I meet. And now, I’m dangerously close to being swept off my feet by the tattooed former soccer player. I can’t escape learning every intriguing detail about him.

 

Not that it matters, of course. I won’t be seeing him again.

 

Except fate intervenes, and I do see him again—and he asks me to marry him.

 

With wild hair and charm for days, Wade Jameson is the stuff of fantasies. It’s why I hooked up with him in the first place. But marriage? Ha! I cherish my single life like I do my margaritas. 

 

But when he insists I’m his best option to get custody of his daughter since we have “a history,” I can’t say no.

 

I can’t share with him the main reason I say yes, either. That would mean getting even closer to him, and developing real feelings for my fake husband would be a mistake. 

 

But the more we pretend to be a family, the more I surprise myself by wondering… what if we can have it all?


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Wednesday, August 2, 2023

Wildfire Marketing Solutions Presents: Tempt Me Forever by Layla Hagen; #ReleaseBlitz, #NowAvailable, #OutNow, #TBR, #Live


TEMPT ME FOREVER
Layla Hagen
Release Date: August 2
#laylahagen #officeromance #contemporaryromance #enemiestolovers #forcedproximity #newbookalert #lovereading #bookcommunity #bookish #romancenovels #booknerds #bookishlove #mustread #ebooks #wildfiremarketingsolutions

 

Two enemies. One bed. What could possibly go wrong?

Our new general manager is the most difficult man on the planet. The night before Drake begins working at my family's hotel, he finds me in the bar, trying to get rid of a boring date. But the guy won’t take even a not-so-subtle hint.

Then Drake surprises me and comes to our table, but only to reprimand ME about dating in our workplace.
The asshat! I swear he thinks he can get away with it only because of those smoldering green eyes. Well, they don’t affect me. Nope, not at all.

He may be Mr. McDreamy, but he doesn’t know who he’s dealing with. I give as good as I get.

As we scout a location for a new hotel in Aspen, things really come to a head—just not in the way I imagined.
When our reservations get mixed up and we end up in the same room—sharing one bed—Drake confesses that he crashed my date because he couldn’t stand seeing me with another man. He wants me all for himself.

I don’t want to want him. Besides, the hotel needs him, and so does my family. But as I give in to the temptation that is Drake DuGray, things get deliciously complicated… in more ways than one.



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 Meet Layla Hagen: 


Welcome! My name is Layla Hagen and I am a USA Today bestselling author of contemporary romance. I fell in love with books when I was nine years old, and my love affair with stories continues even now, many years later. I write romantic stories and can’t wait to share them with the world. And I drink coffee. 

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 To learn more about Layla Hagen & her books, visit here!    

  Connect with Layla Hagen: https://laylahagen.com/contact-layla/   

       

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#ReleaseBlitz: Wild Island Love by Melissa Foster; #NowAvailable, #OutNow, #TBR, #Live



Fake dating an A-list actor wasn't in her job description, until tonight. Start reading WILD ISLAND LOVE, from NYT bestselling author Melissa Foster, now live!


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#highlyanticipated #favoriteauthor #mustread 
#wildislandlove #fakedatingtrope #thesteeles 
#fastburn #forcedproximity #fakedating 
#workplaceromance #blackcatgoldenretriever



Sparks fly between a PR rep and an A-list actor who want nothing to do with each other.

Leni Steele might be looking for love, but she’s definitely not looking to be someone’s fake date. Especially not one of the most infuriatingly handsome and annoyingly cocky actors on the planet, Duncan Raz. But when the owner of the PR firm for which she works forces her to walk the red carpet on his arm, she has no choice. Neither wants to be there, much less with each other. They’re like oil and water, and he gets on her last nerve. But after a few tequila shots, that’s not all he gets on. What was supposed to be one date turns into a media frenzy they can’t afford to ignore, and Leni has no other option than to continue the ruse. All the fake kisses, furtive glances, and seductive touches eventually start to feel very real. But Raz didn’t earn his A-list-actor status for nothing. Is he just doing what he does best? Playing a role? Or is Leni the leading lady in Raz’s real-life love story?


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Audio coming soon, narrated by Zachary Webber and Savannah Peachwood




Friday, July 21, 2023

1852 Media Presents: Breathe by Elise Faber; #ReleaseBoost, #NowAvailable, #OutNow, #TBR, #Live

 

Breathe
by Elise Faber
available now!
#contemporaryromance #romancenovel #steamyromance #spicyromance #RomanceBook #books #bookblog 
#BookNerd #AdultBooks #EliseFaber #booklover #romancereader #Romance #HockeyRomance 
#BreakersHockey



He’d never been interested in settling down.
Until he met her.
Theo Young was single and free. And he repeated single.
Eva Moreno—sports blogger, journalist, and new addition to the team’s on-camera crew—had always been a thorn in his side. She was smart. She was talented. She was extremely good at her job—a job that seemed to revolve around chronicling his “exploits.”
So, all that smart and talented (and it had to be said, beautiful) pointed in his direction wasn’t a good thing.
Because she wasn’t just a thorn in his side.
She was a woman who made him think of forever.

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About the Author:

USA Today bestselling author, Elise Faber, loves chocolate, Star Wars, Harry Potter, and hockey (the order depending on the day and how well her team—the Sharks!—are playing). She and her husband also play as much hockey as they can squeeze into their schedules, so much so that their typical date night is spent on the ice. Elise changes her hair color more often than some people change their socks, loves sparkly things, and is the mom to two exuberant boys.

She lives in Northern California. Connect with her in her Facebook group, the Fabinators or email her at elisefaberauthor@gmail.com.

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Tuesday, July 18, 2023

1852 Media Presents: Breathe by Elise Faber; #ReleaseBlitz, #NowAvailable, #OutNow, #TBR, #Live

Breathe
by Elise Faber
available now!
#contemporaryromance #romancenovel 
#steamyromance #spicyromance 
#RomanceBook #books #bookblog 
#BookNerd #AdultBooks #EliseFaber 
#booklover #romancereader #Romance 
#HockeyRomance #BreakersHockey


He’d never been interested in settling down.
Until he met her.
Theo Young was single and free. And he repeated single.
Eva Moreno—sports blogger, journalist, and new addition to the team’s on-camera crew—had always been a thorn in his side. She was smart. She was talented. She was extremely good at her job—a job that seemed to revolve around chronicling his “exploits.”
So, all that smart and talented (and it had to be said, beautiful) pointed in his direction wasn’t a good thing.
Because she wasn’t just a thorn in his side.
She was a woman who made him think of forever.

Available on All Platforms:


About the Author:

USA Today bestselling author, Elise Faber, loves chocolate, Star Wars, Harry Potter, and hockey (the order depending on the day and how well her team—the Sharks!—are playing). She and her husband also play as much hockey as they can squeeze into their schedules, so much so that their typical date night is spent on the ice. Elise changes her hair color more often than some people change their socks, loves sparkly things, and is the mom to two exuberant boys.

She lives in Northern California. Connect with her in her Facebook group, the Fabinators or email her at elisefaberauthor@gmail.com.

Connect with Elise!


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